Wednesday 27 March 2019

Empires actor, smollet in big shit

If you have been following the series empire, maybe its time, you follow the gist about one of its best actors, smollet

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1110919439212531712?s=20

Wednesday 20 March 2019

Love Letter from the 60s, 70s, and 80s

HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 60s,70s & 80s.

                     
                    Midwestern Grammar School
                     Fugar
                    P.O. BOX 4
                    16TH Mar. 1975

Dear Sweet

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slave in love,
your pillow, your cushion,

Matty Oread  *MO*

Saturday 16 March 2019

No minimum wage increase

  It might seems absurd why I will say they is nothing as minimum wage increase when the process of implementation is at the apex level, but the truth must be faced, an increase in the wages of workers will only have a retrospective effect on market prices, immediately the announcement has been made for the implementation of that bill, the market women, bus drivers, gas stations, and what have you, will inflate prices of goods and services, which will take us right back to where we came from,so the question is, can minimum wage increase be the best method of helping our economy?? Definitely not!!! If our youth, are properly empowered, and the enabling environment is created for entrepreneurship, dont we think it will leave our Nigerian youth better off?? Rather than trying to discourage them from self initiative, all in the name of an increase in paid employment, when the least think as price control system has not been put in place, to control the effect of increasw in minimum wage, in my words, increase in minimum wage in the state Nigeria is right now is only but a scame!!!https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.naijanews.com/2019/03/15/nigerian-senate-approves-30000-minimum-wage-and-75000-penalty-for-non-compliance/&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjjx7O_3ozhAhUNPFAKHTCyDksQ-AsIDygAMAE&usg=AOvVaw3Qkt__OxN69bCiqHFLJBh4

Friday 15 March 2019

Truth about sex

  Sex in the true sense, is not a symbol of commitment in any relationship, a guy will just be concluding a sex activity with you, and he is already thinking of the next girl to hold on to, sex will make a man travel a very long journey just to have sex with a lady, that does not really translate into love, but just like lions which have to travel distance to hunt, so also are men made so it becomes this necessary to lent this message to all my readers, please, if your a man dont let your erection to destroy your positive direction, and for the ladies, do not ever believe that giving him sex will make him stay, if he doesnt want to stay, because he who wants to stay, will learn to appreciate you for what you stand for, purity.

Thursday 14 March 2019

Women, the hidden truth.

  Is a common saying, that behind every successful man, they is a woman, but we never take the time to ask how helpful will a woman who is not educated be? A man will leave his parent and stick to his wife, does a woman leaves his parent?, no!! rather she becomes a major contributor to the welfare of her parent, then why are we limiting their access to education? Is about time, we look towards the opportunity that is possible for a girl child, they are part of the future.
Stay updated for my next post.

Wednesday 13 March 2019

The girls limitations.

     Over the decades it has become a common sight as the girl child in the community continue to be neglieted as regards to education, to an extend that in this morden era of civilization, the participation of a girl child in the pursuit of education is been seen as a total wast of resources, added to that fact, it continue to deminish the developmental spirit in a girls child, making them feels like an object of pity, and as instrument for pleasure, which happens to be the most dangeruose rout any generation can ever work or take. So my dear audience holding to such fact is the reason this blog has been created, to help create the necessary impact that is needed for such erroneous mental state to be shift away from the girl child, since they are also part of the youth which happens to be the leaders of tomorrow, so please stand with me, let's save our tomorrow.
                                         Umoh Emmanuel